every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.

well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.

dense motherfucker, the pronoun “they” is an english equivalent for the third person indefinite singular and has been for literally centuries. it remains morphologically and syntactically plural therefore you don’t need to shit your little pantaloons at compromising your surely rock solid grammar rules.

i guarantee every fuckin time you’ve ever had to refer to a person of an unknown gender you’ve used “they” subconsciously. (“The post clerk gave me a message for you.” “Oh, what did they say?”) but you only have a problem with it when people specify it as a pronoun for themselves because you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess.

grammarized straight into hell


plz don’t look down on girls who only like to cosplay skimpier costumes that shit takes courage and skills (would you trust yourself to wear underwear you made yourself) and surprise surprise not everything women do is for men so chances are they genuinely like the character designs and they probably get enough shit from crusty neckbeard dudes they don’t need to hear about how they’re supposedly ruining cosplay from their fellow cosplayers

witchydarling said: i’m fucking picturing you making that owl face i don’t know how but it’s happening

It’s because I am already burd.